GRANNY SMITH OR RED DELICIOUS
 Clearly New York (ain’t got) nothing on us  Their “quaint” street corners, and grime riddled stiff cuffs  Punctured pig roasted porcupine hipped nicotine puffs  its cloud dissolving to cobblestone paved side streets erupts  Like bubble forming elitists, tipped to the top, eye-focus adjust  With an air of overcast soaring on their wide-framed bust  From where they walked the Bowery, handled side street short cuts  disemboweled St Marks Sushi like a pro;  Fondled toy poodles, opened them up, spread their guts  In front of PETA and they only scoffed  blemish on a boot toe,  dropped a Blackberry in a street crevice puddle,  Ass-smelling like must  deep as their Crevice hanging from tramps stamped in disgust  Vamp waist lines, held with thongs like narrowly hanging Vines, must  too devine, longing to die on the line  rather than become A vintners best press  as I might, but that is why we are not thus!   Honestly, New York is minced meat in our presence,  Meatpacking district, “fag” fo...